about

hey im cyril and im real fucking sexy, korean, and butch, an absolute madman

im a bad boy in disguise but everyone is aware of this by now

everyone do not interact

clyde ✘ 18 yo ✘ they/them
entp ¦ 3w4 ¦ choleric
virgo ☼ libra ☾ scorpio ↑

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prohibition/great depression era, bonnie and clyde, vintage guns and weapons of all kinds, math, rpgmaker games, ttrpgs, slam poetry, drawing, lesbian history, orchestra

ids

plenty unlisted but these are the most important

9s (nier: automata)
fuyuhiko kuzuryuu (sdr2)
akira kurusu (p5)
min-seo (butterfly soup)
maki harukawa (drv3)
haruka tenoh (sailor moon)
phantom (maplestory)

doubles are valid but if you request the only thing you will gain is a bullet to the head (i can make some exceptions)

byf

; if you fit standard dfi criteria / post excessively about kpop
; please tag suicide/self harm and grades/test scores
; sometimes i go apeshit hermit mode

i rarely tag/like posts, i just cant like too many posts in a row because im convinced something terrible will happen if i do, same goes with tagging. dont bug me about it and i will be your secondhand, low maintenance mutual. my uncommon consistent likes are reserved for my top tier associates (my gf) only. feel free to talk to me though as witness reports state i never shut up as long as its about things i like

if i dont like you ill just block i wont fucking hesitate

girlfriend

the sugar to my spice, the decadent strawberry to my tart lemon, the bonnie to my clyde, my impulse control, and most of all the graphic design queen and engineer of this supremely sexy carrd, is my one and only sunshine girl aly (@miladynowaru) and we are gonna rob your banks and drive off (under the speed limit) into the hot texas sunset in a stolen car while making out and ill be making obscene hand gestures in your general direction just because i can. weve been dating for like two years and counting and just know that if she ever confides to me that her feelings have been hurt the first thing i say is that ill murder whoever is bothering her in absolute cold fucking blood, no hesitation, exactly 69 stab wounds cause i think its funny and i love her very much and this is a threat

we are the very definition of opposites attract and therefore i am the edgy bastard in love with a sweetheart, the bad boy and the good girl trope and iconic twicefold. she is the puppetmaster who cursed my dick, if you will, and forever the muse of 75% of my increasingly edgy slam poetry works because she is the most beautiful thing i will ever have to write about. im moving closer to her location for college so that while im getting that sweet delicious physics degree im ideally also in other things sweet and delicious and youll know because well be posting mad selfies just to brag

    thats it password is your weapon of choice so i know what to expect when we duke it out in a battle of no-strings-attached wits or like whatever you want just tell me you read this

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